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By neverdrinkingwiththemagain - 02/05/2017 09:17 - Malaysia - Semenyih

Today, my friends and I went bar hopping to joint-celebrate two of their birthdays. One of them got so drunk that she puked for three hours straight. In public. Until 3am. She continued puking in the car ride back to our dorms too. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:24

That's alcohol poisoning. She needed to go to the hospital, not to a dorm where she presumably slept in a room alone. Vomiting after drinking is the bodies last ditch method to get rid of some of the poison- which alcohol effectively is- before it causes further damage that could be lethal.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:24

That's alcohol poisoning. She needed to go to the hospital, not to a dorm where she presumably slept in a room alone. Vomiting after drinking is the bodies last ditch method to get rid of some of the poison- which alcohol effectively is- before it causes further damage that could be lethal.

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