Today, my boyfriend checked the oil in his car. He left the oil...

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By Ash - 02/04/2019 18:00

Today, my boyfriend checked the oil in his car. He left the oil stained rag on the carpeted floor of my bedroom. He then got mad at me when I asked him to pick it up and put it in the bin. I got the silent treatment for the rest of the night. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 April 2019 18:11

Make him go sleep in his car, and take his dirty rag with him.

merican_redneck4 11

Wednesday 3 April 2019 4:21

Leave his ass what moron checks oil with a rag and not paper towels

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 April 2019 18:11

Make him go sleep in his car, and take his dirty rag with him.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 3 April 2019 1:48

cut your losses and ditch him,

merican_redneck4 11

Wednesday 3 April 2019 4:21

Leave his ass what moron checks oil with a rag and not paper towels

mssileas 25

Wednesday 3 April 2019 8:47

Lifehack: If you get rid of the whole man, no more stains, no more messes, no more dumb silent treatments. I highly recommend it!

[email protected] 0

Thursday 25 April 2019 16:27

Silent treatment is how a narcissist responds. Cut your losses; it gets worse.

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