Intimacy: Today, my best friend who is like my brother is having relationship... - FML

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By jerrytubaboy - 01/09/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, my best friend who is like my brother is having relationship problems and confided in me for help. I wasn't able to help because his girlfriend informed me of a huge crush she has on me. I thought it would be best to be honest. So much for bros before hoes. fml!

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Friday 2 September 2016 3:44

Tell your friend the situation. He'll completely understand, it isn't your fault that his "girlfriend" is in love with you.

xx000o 27

Friday 2 September 2016 20:34

If your best friend was really like a brother to you, you would have told his girlfriend "thanks but no can do" So much for dicks before pricks. FYL

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Friday 2 September 2016 3:44

Tell your friend the situation. He'll completely understand, it isn't your fault that his "girlfriend" is in love with you.

JBChristian 47

Friday 2 September 2016 11:56

He did tell his friend the situation...

qteabutt 12

Friday 2 September 2016 14:07

At least you were honest.

xx000o 27

Friday 2 September 2016 20:34

If your best friend was really like a brother to you, you would have told his girlfriend "thanks but no can do" So much for dicks before pricks. FYL

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