Work: Today, my 43 year old brother who has never worked a day in his... - FML

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By WorkingStiff - 30/08/2016 20:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my 43 year old brother who has never worked a day in his life went to his first job interview ever. He got the position and he is going to be making more than me. I have been working in the same industry for 17 years. FML.

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ladycate 7

Wednesday 31 August 2016 12:26

I'm sorry OP.... My brain does not compute. How is that even possible?

JBChristian 47

Wednesday 31 August 2016 18:03

Shit, he isn't gonna have much on Social Security by the time he's the retiring age. He's probably gonna have to work for the rest of his able life. So you're still ahead of him, OP.

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ladycate 7

Wednesday 31 August 2016 12:26

I'm sorry OP.... My brain does not compute. How is that even possible?

JBChristian 47

Wednesday 31 August 2016 18:03

Shit, he isn't gonna have much on Social Security by the time he's the retiring age. He's probably gonna have to work for the rest of his able life. So you're still ahead of him, OP.

doodycakes 16

Thursday 1 September 2016 2:30

How is he in his 40's and NEVER worked before??

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