Today me and my partner both have food poisoning, I was bathroom... - FML

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By Lisa Irwin - 15/05/2019 23:25

Today me and my partner both have food poisoning, I was bathroom first then in bursts my partner telling me he needs the toilet.. long story short I had to clean his shit out of our sons potty.....who said romance is dead FML

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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 5

Thursday 11 July 2019 16:37

You’re both sick, but you have to clean his shit? Nah.

Emma Goudie 8

Thursday 31 October 2019 11:02

Oh heck no! Dump his dumping ass. He's a grown man and perfectly capable of cleaning up his own mess. Did he expect you to wipe his backside for him too?

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BrainlessBoneHead42 5

Monday 1 July 2019 14:42

Was he incapable of cleaning his own nasty mess up? Or are you just a nice enough spouse to do it but of kindness as spare him the act?

Istalkrexgar2000_fml 5

Thursday 11 July 2019 16:37

You’re both sick, but you have to clean his shit? Nah.

Emma Goudie 8

Thursday 31 October 2019 11:02

Oh heck no! Dump his dumping ass. He's a grown man and perfectly capable of cleaning up his own mess. Did he expect you to wipe his backside for him too?

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