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By Atleasticanapprecitetheviews - 23/06/2016 04:35 - Bonaire, Saint Eustatius and Sab - The Bottom

Today marks the 21st and final day of my dream, once in a lifetime holiday. I've gotten to enjoy the last 18 days of it in tranquil silence, since customs confiscated my supply of hearing aid batteries upon arrival, and not a single shop sells the kind I need. FML

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 23 June 2016 17:14

why'd they confiscate your batteries? I know how it feels when you can't hear certain sounds or people talking to you. least you enjoyed it some.

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 23 June 2016 23:19

Next time that happens try to express-order some over the Internet. If you can find an online shop that delivers to your holiday destination. I hope you still got to enjoy the sights.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 23 June 2016 17:14

why'd they confiscate your batteries? I know how it feels when you can't hear certain sounds or people talking to you. least you enjoyed it some.

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 23 June 2016 23:19

Next time that happens try to express-order some over the Internet. If you can find an online shop that delivers to your holiday destination. I hope you still got to enjoy the sights.

EwahWeeWah 21

Thursday 23 June 2016 23:49

Can you get some sort of refund or something for that?

Bunnyluver 20

Friday 24 June 2016 10:22

That is just horrible. I know personally I could bare that long...

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