Today, I woke up late for my new 3rd shift job. In my rush to... - FML

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By Mafredo - 12/11/2017 20:32

Today, I woke up late for my new 3rd shift job. In my rush to throw a lunch together, I mixed up some jars in my fridge. All I had to eat was spaghetti covered in mayonnaise and a NutterButter. FML.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:21

Slight suggestion: pack lunches the night before, just put everything in desperate containers and start with cold ingredients so that moisture isn't a problem. That way you don't wind up with mayoghetti again.

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:52

Hey... nutterbutter’s are great!

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PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:21

Slight suggestion: pack lunches the night before, just put everything in desperate containers and start with cold ingredients so that moisture isn't a problem. That way you don't wind up with mayoghetti again.

PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 14 November 2017 20:28

Separate container, not desperate containers. Though what would desperate containers be? Containers that constantly beg you to put something inside of them?

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:52

Hey... nutterbutter’s are great!

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