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By Makinola - 22/07/2016 19:46 - Chile - Vina Del Mar

Today, i went to swimming class, i train competitively so i was really pumped up, when i was half the way there i remembered i forgot my swimming cap, so i went back all the way to get it. Only when i got to the pool i noticed i had forgotten my swim suit. FML

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briedabro 32

Friday 5 August 2016 22:04

OP probably went to the pool wearing their regular clothes and was going to change when they got there.

liloh_fml 11

Sunday 24 July 2016 0:20

how do you forget to put on your swimsuit?

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liloh_fml 11

Sunday 24 July 2016 0:20

how do you forget to put on your swimsuit?

dansco 24

Thursday 28 July 2016 6:03

BS alert! So you walked out naked then just put s cap on?! Wasn't it cold!!!

HDR 19

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:37

#2 It didn't really say that OP was naked. She probably walked out with her regular clothes on instead of her swimsuit and cap

briedabro 32

Friday 5 August 2016 22:04

OP probably went to the pool wearing their regular clothes and was going to change when they got there.

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