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By Sick Wife - 18/08/2016 17:43

Today, I was woken up at 1am with a migraine, by my husband who drunkenly called to ask if I'd like to accompany him to the strip club. FML

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TCRII 29

Friday 19 August 2016 6:25

Take some Excedrin Migraine for your head. Go to the club with him and make sure you have the car keys. As soon as he gets fresh with you (he will) slap him hard across the face and have a bouncer throw him out. Then leave with one or more of the strippers. That should teach him a lesson.

Marine23Risk 6

Friday 19 August 2016 20:22

You should do it. You may actually end up enjoying it, and you get to bond with you husband.

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