Kids: Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me...

By ShadowReaper101 - 29/12/2012 07:41 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML

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ShadowReaper101 14

Monday 31 December 2012 21:07

Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.

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ollie179 21

Saturday 29 December 2012 12:07

At least he didn't say yolo...

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 29 December 2012 12:05

That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!

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Ameliawins 1

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:42

And that's the meaning of free advertising, kids.

The_Honey_Badger 17

Monday 4 February 2013 19:47

Little ******...

teentee401 36

Sunday 3 November 2013 23:58

Run over him with your car and yell, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE."

guttedbrit 26

Thursday 28 January 2016 1:17

"don't get mad, get glad?'" well that's news to me. Never heard that before. What does it even mean?

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