Animals: Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind...

By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out." FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:03

Ah...trying to become Superman, I see. Note to OP: It didn't work for Reeve.

awilso13 8

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:44

well the bright side to all this is that ur not paralyzed

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ke59100 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:32

sounds like a western movie :p

emilysexi3793 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 5:54

*gasp* was the horse ok?! jk op wow that sux

Trixies100 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 20:00

hahahahahhahaa that has happened to me

sarah_beth2008 7

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:07

That's happened to me......sucks incredibly....also when they say watch out right before your horse steps over a rattlesnake.....

iam808014 0

Friday 28 January 2011 8:19

YDI for horseback riding.

tal26ful 0

Monday 25 July 2011 11:56

well that blows...

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:51

Ouch feel better and be careful horse back ridding is fun but now u know that it can be painful

PaintedTempest 14

Saturday 10 August 2013 18:54

Haha priceless Nelly Olsen move.

n530411351 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 3:26

favorited for the illustration

Slawter16 24

Friday 16 August 2013 20:21

Haha, the illustration on this is great.

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