Intimacy: Today, I was following my friends' red minivan in my car, to... - FML

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By MashaV - 26/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Edison

Today, I was following my friends' red minivan in my car, to get to our campground. It was very dark and I had no idea where we were going. I ended up following a complete stranger to their house and freaking them out, cause I was following the wrong red minivan almost the whole time. FML.

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aRandomAccount 5

Monday 26 September 2016 18:54

lmao. dont worry, sounds like a funny story to tell your friend tho

sturschaedel 27

Monday 26 September 2016 19:58

And that is why you should occasionally check the number plate too. I hope you found the camp ground eventually!

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aRandomAccount 5

Monday 26 September 2016 18:54

lmao. dont worry, sounds like a funny story to tell your friend tho

sturschaedel 27

Monday 26 September 2016 19:58

And that is why you should occasionally check the number plate too. I hope you found the camp ground eventually!

moody_clouds 17

Monday 26 September 2016 20:07

Yeah, I think a license plate will take you away from this situation OP.

Nickimariek 20

Monday 26 September 2016 21:13

I feel like this would happen to me too. lmao

xx000o 27

Tuesday 27 September 2016 19:25

Maybe you could camp in the freaked out people's back yard.

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