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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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datoismyname 22

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:18

Wow what a thief.

kaprookie 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:19

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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smackthathoe 4

Friday 16 January 2015 18:15

U had it coming

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:32

What a jerk! There isn't a word to describe your jerkiness! I hope you were arrested.

livelaughlovepie 22

Monday 9 March 2015 3:18

You're a terrible person...

sayhisoph 26

Wednesday 11 March 2015 19:43

What is wrong with you? You really thought the right idea was to steal it?! YDI, idiot

Becca34 31

Saturday 21 March 2015 5:56

Sincerely hope that you got fired

Anonymous_the1st 8

Sunday 12 April 2015 4:52

Why didn't you put it on vibrate you retard?

adamina_levine 14

Thursday 4 June 2015 22:49

That's what you get for stealing her iPhone

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 June 2015 2:35

I hope you get fired for stealing a customer's phone.

XxElementzxX 12

Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:02

asshole. you should've turned it in. you deserved it dude. you deserved it...

CrossEyedSniper1 18

Friday 26 June 2015 22:31

lousy theif

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