Miscellaneous: Today, I was about get my Xbox one since my dad told me that... - FML

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By meh... - 28/07/2016 12:52 - India - Kolkata

Today, I was about get my Xbox one since my dad told me that if I achieved over 90% in my final exams ,so when I asked him about it he said he was drunk and joking.FML

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EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 29 July 2016 4:53

Crap like this pisses me off. I would never do that to my kid no matter the age. If I had money to burn, I would hook up OPs on FMLs like this. I feel for ya.

sohigh10 34

Friday 29 July 2016 9:10

If he has money to drink and lie, he has money to get you an Xbox. They've come down in price recently and maybe your dad should take this as an opportunity not to drink for a while anymore.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 29 July 2016 4:53

Crap like this pisses me off. I would never do that to my kid no matter the age. If I had money to burn, I would hook up OPs on FMLs like this. I feel for ya.

sohigh10 34

Friday 29 July 2016 9:10

If he has money to drink and lie, he has money to get you an Xbox. They've come down in price recently and maybe your dad should take this as an opportunity not to drink for a while anymore.

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