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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 04:18

Today I took a home pregnancy test, and it was positive. Only problem is, I had sex with my ex husband and the guy who asked me to be his girlfriend 3day ago, both in the same week. Now I don't know who the father is.... FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 15 December 2020 23:00

Three days ago? Who were you sleeping with three weeks ago? That’s who the father is. A pregnancy kit measures hormone levels in your pee, changes won’t register high enough in three days.

JasonThorn 21

Sunday 13 December 2020 15:11

I would love to hear the "thought process" that led to this brilliant series of choices. Was alcohol or hard drugs involved? Deep infatuation with sex regardless of the partner? I really do want to know...

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JasonThorn 21

Sunday 13 December 2020 15:11

I would love to hear the "thought process" that led to this brilliant series of choices. Was alcohol or hard drugs involved? Deep infatuation with sex regardless of the partner? I really do want to know...

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 15 December 2020 23:00

Three days ago? Who were you sleeping with three weeks ago? That’s who the father is. A pregnancy kit measures hormone levels in your pee, changes won’t register high enough in three days.

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