Today, I told my whole family for the first time that I'm bisexual.... - FML

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By tami - 07/05/2017 07:15

Today, I told my whole family for the first time that I'm bisexual. I have been for 5 years. My dad who is very homophobic and my mum and brother don't believe me and think I'm joking cause I've never been with a girl, FML.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 16 May 2017 6:13

It's apparent that OP is referencing the amount of time since they became aware of that aspect of their identity. They're already dealing with their family being dicks about their coming out, they don't really need someone picking at their word choices in a mocking manner.

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 10 May 2017 9:49

How have you been bi for 5 years? Kind of goes against the gay community argument that you are born that way.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 16 May 2017 6:13

It's apparent that OP is referencing the amount of time since they became aware of that aspect of their identity. They're already dealing with their family being dicks about their coming out, they don't really need someone picking at their word choices in a mocking manner.

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