Health: Today i slipped on paint and broke my coccyx. I'd laugh it off... - FML

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By Spacemariles - 04/06/2016 15:16 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today i slipped on paint and broke my coccyx. I'd laugh it off only its the latest in a string of injuries this year has been throwing at me including a heart attack, concussion and a dislocated shoulder. I'm 21 and broken. FML

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trollbot13 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:02

you're in for a long string of heart problems if you had a heart attack at 21

ilovetraveler 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:31

It's okay. At least you know about the problems now, especially the heart one. At least you can now probably deal with it and you're 21. You'll bounce back!

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trollbot13 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:02

you're in for a long string of heart problems if you had a heart attack at 21

ilovetraveler 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:31

It's okay. At least you know about the problems now, especially the heart one. At least you can now probably deal with it and you're 21. You'll bounce back!

SoloAutotunE 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 7:02

It seems like you might need a protective bubble to go around in

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