Love: Today, I showed the girl I've had a crush on a funny picture... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 01:40 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I showed the girl I've had a crush on a funny picture I took of my best friend, because they know each other. She looked at the picture, exhaled and said, "god, he is so hot!" there goes that sliver of hope that she was a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 160

You deserved it 30

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

kr1styyyy 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 23:56

How do you know she's not bisexual?

anjie_mackney 19

Wednesday 25 January 2017 2:07

hot means he appeals to the eye, not that she wants him I'm straight and call my female friends hot or sexy all the time I've even called my colleges admissions lady that cause we babble about cosplay online calling him hot is no indication that she's straight lol

Comments

kr1styyyy 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 23:56

How do you know she's not bisexual?

anjie_mackney 19

Wednesday 25 January 2017 2:07

hot means he appeals to the eye, not that she wants him I'm straight and call my female friends hot or sexy all the time I've even called my colleges admissions lady that cause we babble about cosplay online calling him hot is no indication that she's straight lol

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Frustration Intimacy NSFW Sex Growing old Fire Love Awkward Customers Kids Annoying Work Relationship advice Break-ups Video games Gamers Parenting Health Ecology Insects Painful Friends Pranks Garden Animals Cats Neighbours Technology Geek Weird

The Top

The Top

Today, I went to a Christmas party to visit family. Dinner time came around and I sat down at the table to eat. All of the food either had nuts or meat. I am allergic to nuts and I've been a vegetarian for three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 408

You deserved it 2 348

Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 879

You deserved it 6 556

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 967

You deserved it 3 655

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 689

You deserved it 29 319

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105 178

You deserved it 11 766

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 651

You deserved it 639