Miscellaneous: Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For...

By XxFA1LxX - 06/11/2011 05:14 - Canada

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

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Monday 7 November 2011 5:54

It was a deflection. It's not like I was stupid enough to purposely shoot on my own net.

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thefaced 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:12

He shoots... He scores!!!! Wait... What?!?!?

rachel_potter 13

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:13

I have seen of this scenario on so many sitcoms, but I never actually thought it could happen in real life

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mackeyrocket 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 20:38

failure

acherry10 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 20:45

I know the feeling :/

bitchslapped22 14

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:13

135 you're -60 years old?

Lando_93 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:16

YDI for being a dumbass. Did you not recognize your own goalie saying "what the **** are you doing?!"

CassidySkye 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:52

ahh bro,., that sucks :(( happens to everyone tho. even the best defenders make mistakes

desirepng 10

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:52

Pro shot right there. :P

IloveyouJon 11

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:15

I know how you feel. That happens to me when I was eight.

IloveyouJon 11

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:19

*Happened. I hate this phone -.-

Hunterx700 17

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:40

is it just me or have i seen this FML on here before?

that_other_dude 0

Monday 7 November 2011 1:09

was this in OT against franklin? because that happened in that game with the keeper

daydreamer244 13

Monday 7 November 2011 2:58

That's so awkward. You run back to your team like "yeah!!!" and they're like, "**** you, you scored for the wrong team. Bitch." :/

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