bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
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farkie3 8

Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:

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Celina_Lune 20

I hope you called the police. That's freaky.

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madhouse1212 2

Well OP shouldn't be running into fields. At least not by yourself..

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tnlander 20

Run Forrest Run! Lt. Dan is trying to show you his magic legs.

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unknown_user5566 26

Well that wouldn't be very nice. What'd the balls ever do to him?

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TrailblazerSS 5

Phase 2: trippin' major ballsack. Challenge complete.

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traveler_ghost 12

what the heck is wrong with people? does he find chasing people naked, amusing? he's probably a troll, knowing you'd be scared and just wanted to see you squirm

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Axipiter 24

If he were a troll, he'd be under a bridge collecting toll, not in a field.

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Welshite 39

#40: Not so. This is the version of The Three Billy Goats Gruff where the troll wins and eats the goats. He was just sleeping off his dinner in the field.

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seriouslystop 1

That would have definitely terrified and scarred me for life.

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joethebiden 8

Rapists are terrible people, but you've got to admire how crafty they get sometimes.

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buckdharma 37

this was the very rare and usually docile vegan zombie who was merely grazing in his natural habitat. known to be passive but can become highly unpredictable if agitated.

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