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By Thatsnotok - 25/04/2016 18:13 - India - Mumbai

Today, I realised that the girl I am going to engaged with ( India, Arranged marriage ) is a lesbian. Ceremony is on the 1st of May. FML

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ItsAnanya 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:01

Call it off. I'm Indian and I understand the societal implications of calling the marriage off at this point of time but it's better to end things right now than keep mum and be in an arranged marriage which offers not even the chance of developing feelings for one other. Best of Luck.

warrior2 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:15

But why is she still marrying you?

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lauryn_lovely 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:12

so... what exactly happens in this scenario?

Sparklypink714 9

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:13

aww well I hope everything goes in your favor.

warrior2 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:15

But why is she still marrying you?

turdwrangler 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:58

It's an arranged marriage, says in the FML, means the parents decided it would be mutually beneficial for each family.

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:49

I am so sorry, this sucks that you got saddled with this and that she can't live the life she wants to and be free

ItsAnanya 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:01

Call it off. I'm Indian and I understand the societal implications of calling the marriage off at this point of time but it's better to end things right now than keep mum and be in an arranged marriage which offers not even the chance of developing feelings for one other. Best of Luck.

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