Work Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers.... - FML

Fml24609 - 09/08/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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JadeC - 01/12/2011 18:55 - United States

Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

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Is he stupid? - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML

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Anonymous - 10/04/2021 17:59 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML

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CanIGoHomeNow - 18/07/2021 08:01

Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML

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gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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Max - 04/03/2017 22:00

Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2016 17:47 - United States - Winona

Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML

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ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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Spelling Bee

anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes - 16/09/2015 13:42 - United States - Meriden

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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mattman1994 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:19

you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?

raghavfyl 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:13

hahaha u fail

KelceyLoves 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:31

You're winner!

mfjkr 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:07

A*

weiz16 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:32

at least u can tell them that there's no such word in your dictionary:)

rileykins 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:33

you mustve been talking about yourself huh?

KiDtastrophy28 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:33

everybody makes mistakes . either that or yur jus a qenuine dumass . no offense OP. kittyx33 <333 :D add facebook everybody . Kayjae Trinity

cssuggs 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:33

#1- tell your coworkers to not be spelling nazi's. #2- it wouldn't even be a fml unless you did something like "faleyure" in which case I would lol...hard.

97090370 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:35

so? less work for you! suck it up!!!

Sexymuah 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:35

Hey at least u still got a job!

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 9 August 2010 16:35

LESS WORK! WIN

KiDtastrophy28 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:39

yeaa but less work is less pay . smh

0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:37

can you spell ironic?

alfiozm 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:39

25 . listen puto I'm trying to be nice here

KiDtastrophy28 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:41

whaatttheeefuxkkk ? ! ? ! ? !

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Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

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Today, we had two of our longest serving coworkers retire at the company I work at, and they hired two young prospects to replace them. The problem? They asked me to train them both for the next 4 months, cancelling my PTO in the process, and then I learned they were being paid nearly 20% more than I am. FML

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Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

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