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By FoolInLove - 11/07/2017 08:10 - United States - Oberlin

Today I met the most wonderful woman. We've got chemistry that's explosive, she's brilliant and everything I've been looking for. She likes me too, and we spent hours sexting after admitting our instant connection. She's also moving in with her boyfriend tomorrow. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 17 July 2017 15:18

Sexting is cheating, so she's probably not as great as you are making her out to be. Love- or rather, infatuation in your case- makes one blind to flaws.

Leeono 26

Monday 17 July 2017 13:20

So back off and let her choose. If she really likes you that much over her boyfriend she will end and then it's fair game for you both. Otherwise you are just the other guy and he's alway a dick

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Leeono 26

Monday 17 July 2017 13:20

So back off and let her choose. If she really likes you that much over her boyfriend she will end and then it's fair game for you both. Otherwise you are just the other guy and he's alway a dick

GhostFox 33

Monday 17 July 2017 15:18

Sexting is cheating, so she's probably not as great as you are making her out to be. Love- or rather, infatuation in your case- makes one blind to flaws.

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