Health: Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you,...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 06:48 - Australia

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

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Avalanches 9

Saturday 1 October 2011 14:18

I cried.

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ashleykay94 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:52

Wow, you're a dumb ass.

bbailey19 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:53

Why snort anything up your noise? Slippery slope brah

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Unstoppabl3 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:44

Well no shit

PinkFun1969 9

Sunday 2 October 2011 3:51

Wow, how was it? ;-)

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Sunday 2 October 2011 4:27

Lmao! #weak

FunwithBumperCar 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 4:44

At least it wasn't cocaine, you know, the thing people commonly snort in lines.

herpitydurteedur 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 5:33

Even if I did show him, his eyes were so swollen and watery he wouldn't have been able to see anything XD

itschrisssybro 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 7:25

Idiot. That is all.

TillyTime 4

Sunday 2 October 2011 7:45

Try snorting Wizz Fizz. Me and a a bug group of my friends tried it during lunch. Then in class the rest if us couldn’t stop snorting and sniffing. God its like cociane.

raerae1995 6

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:05

Wow, you're stupid.

Arivien 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 8:47

That doesn't even sound fun. YDI for succumbing to peer pressure.

unicornunit 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:24

ur trippin.

LilAngel606 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:47

im not stupid

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