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By JaiJay - 09/12/2016 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I have finished reading all 2365 pages of FML. I don't know what's worse. The fact that I'm very upset or that I don't know what to do with my life now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 422

You deserved it 70

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ksoul1995 18

Saturday 10 December 2016 9:09

so it is possible! I'm slowly working my way there as well.

David58042 8

Saturday 10 December 2016 23:44

If you have not try Notalwaysright.com is great and funny readings too about people's days

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ksoul1995 18

Saturday 10 December 2016 9:09

so it is possible! I'm slowly working my way there as well.

thatguy3812 25

Saturday 10 December 2016 23:43

I'm almost half way there, so don't feel bad. I think I'll be sad when I finish too

David58042 8

Saturday 10 December 2016 23:44

If you have not try Notalwaysright.com is great and funny readings too about people's days

TOPsCinderella 25

Monday 12 December 2016 0:43

I did this months ago. It's very upsetting.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 12 December 2016 18:16

OK then - what's your favourite?

naivemisanthrope 4

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:39

Retail Hell Underground, Not Always, Cracked, Tv Tropes.

achingtoes90 14

Tuesday 27 December 2016 1:38

Congratulations! I'm also working on that but still have a long, long way to go.

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