Health: Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently... - FML

By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

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Amathiel 17

Saturday 29 December 2012 21:59

Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)

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xicebearx 8

Saturday 29 December 2012 19:39

Don't worry, most girls (including myself) have one boob that's bigger than the other. It's surprisingly common.

saIty 17

Saturday 29 December 2012 19:45

You're a boob. Just titting you're my breast friend.

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theFickleFinger 24

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:00

Let this be a lesson ladies-don't do one-armed push ups to lose weight.

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