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By Ugh - 09/12/2016 16:53

Today I had a pretty small fever but had no thermometers so when I called in for work I lied and said I have a 107 degree fever, they said I should be hospitalized and I laughed it off and told them I misread it. Guess who has to work later tonight FML

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great_nate 26

Saturday 10 December 2016 5:25

107°??? You couldn't try something believable?

kernousse_fml 13

Saturday 10 December 2016 12:46

ydi

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great_nate 26

Saturday 10 December 2016 5:25

107°??? You couldn't try something believable?

kernousse_fml 13

Saturday 10 December 2016 12:46

ydi

thatguy3812 25

Saturday 10 December 2016 23:45

105 starts brain damage so 107 was a little too far. Should have said something lower like 102

FoxOne_fml 12

Monday 12 December 2016 20:06

Why did you need to say a temperature? Just call in and say you are sick and having a fever? Ydi for lying.

goldendarkness 18

Monday 12 December 2016 20:46

You should've just said something like 101 since that's probably close to what you had and is actually common. 107 you'd be dying

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