The oP posted saying he just got a warning, honestly you should respect law inforcment officersand respect them and understand the correct placements of jokes and seriousness.

Haha you're my hero! I hate f*cking cops.

You're an idiot

Don't taze me bro!

Would've been funnier if u said, "Your mom's ass."

Now your leaving her house in the back of his car in cuffs!

Win.

Hahaha. Totally worth it.

What's it like repeatedly getting hit in the head by a nightstick?

again, not the best place for a mom joke.