Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

Hey, at least you weren't being harrassed by a man in a Bunny costume. xD After this, you would have a great respect for the Stephanie Plum series (es. #8), by Janet Evaovich. Read, enjoy, be glad the bear wasn't out to kill you.

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Monday 14 June 2010 16:25

in soviet Russia, bear hunt you!

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