Work: Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because...

By Tee - 26/03/2010 08:48 - France

Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML

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FruityLoooons 8

Friday 26 March 2010 19:08

"forgotten" my ass. They're being dicks to you, man.

haha123321 0

Friday 26 March 2010 19:02

they must not like you too much

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Unnoticed2015 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:18

Sounds like we're on the same ground....

Humanspider 18

Tuesday 6 December 2011 1:56

That is just depressing.

fml_mu 10

Monday 9 April 2012 6:39

You are like Madhuri in the movie "Outsourced"

yenidewi 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 14:17

seems you rarely communicate with your coworkers

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:06

OMG....they're assholes.

SaintJimmy21 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 21:29

sure they're not bullying you...? Oo

loooloool 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:00

I say pretend to be a robber and scare the shit out of them

littlekellilee 45

Tuesday 27 November 2018 5:19

I wish illustrated FMLs were still a thing

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