Intimacy: Today, I found out the only reason I passed maths was because...

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By helloitsme - 13/02/2016 10:48 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I found out the only reason I passed maths was because my mum hooked up with my teacher. FML

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nomasuras 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 12:18

Your mum pulled a Forrest Gump special :)

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 12:48

Better than failing math bc your Mom and teacher hooked up. :)

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machenae 6

Sunday 14 February 2016 16:13

I'm pretty sure in Europe and other languages math is actually maths. Like in French it's "les maths" so op could be right

jelrid 30

Sunday 14 February 2016 16:22

Well, I guess it's better than you passing because YOU slept with him!

conman531 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 17:08

FMLs of this nature seem far too common

exoticwaved 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 17:22

Is the teacher your father? "Luke, I am your father!"

Reanoners 6

Sunday 14 February 2016 18:09

Did you pass englishs because your dad hooked up with that teacher too?

Jakeandacamera 5

Sunday 14 February 2016 18:13

I know how you passed English too

Benpie 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 18:35

Your mom got the D so you didn't have to.

catsbeforeyou 19

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:19

This post is so Australian oml

MiaTheMartian 21

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:55

gotta look out for your kids man

bfelk117 8

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:47

What about English

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