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By Anonymous - 14/12/2016 21:14 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I found out that the guy I occasionally hang out with has been telling all his friends that we're dating. I already have a boyfriend. FML

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cacheson 41

Thursday 15 December 2016 6:04

Start having your boyfriend hang out with you guys too. And bring your boyfriend to meet his friends.

SKYstlimit 11

Thursday 15 December 2016 22:00

same thing happened to me a couple of years ago but he started telling people just as I left the country for a holiday so I only found out three months later when I got home and people didn't believe me, they thought I'd dumped my boyfriend for this kid

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cacheson 41

Thursday 15 December 2016 6:04

Start having your boyfriend hang out with you guys too. And bring your boyfriend to meet his friends.

SKYstlimit 11

Thursday 15 December 2016 22:00

same thing happened to me a couple of years ago but he started telling people just as I left the country for a holiday so I only found out three months later when I got home and people didn't believe me, they thought I'd dumped my boyfriend for this kid

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