Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the best friend I just broke ties with...

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By McNuggetsPro - 19/07/2016 07:54 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I found out that the best friend I just broke ties with for being abusive is dating my crush, FML

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QuackersDuk 17

Thursday 21 July 2016 1:18

OP, I am in no way a professional in this, but maybe try to bring up how your former friend treated you to your crush, hopefully protecting them from abuse, and a little more pettily, a slot to be with your crush

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4everBroken 13

Wednesday 20 July 2016 4:37

Reminds me of a girl in high school I used to know well she TRIED to steal my boyfriend but she is too nasty LOL

QuackersDuk 17

Thursday 21 July 2016 1:18

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