Work: Today, I discovered that the most expensive sandwich on our menu...

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By slothstronaught - 12/05/2016 20:43 - United States - Schofield

Today, I discovered that the most expensive sandwich on our menu costs more than I make an hour... it's only 7 dollars. FML

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Youtube_Troll 12

Friday 13 May 2016 20:56

Yeah the minimum wage is higher than your salary which is illegal in every case...

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 13 May 2016 15:01

Unless you're a waitress, minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. You might want to look for another job.

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Lolgrrl 20

Friday 13 May 2016 12:11

You make either below min wage which is $7.25 or waiter/waitressing wage which in that case is actually really good considering its $2.33 per hour and you'd get tips on top of that.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 13 May 2016 15:01

Unless you're a waitress, minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. You might want to look for another job.

Youtube_Troll 12

Friday 13 May 2016 20:56

Yeah the minimum wage is higher than your salary which is illegal in every case...

Rocket___Candy 24

Saturday 14 May 2016 4:06

Minimum wage is $9 now....this is in no way legal

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