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hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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Who are you calling random?!

Anonymous - 23/05/2022 03:00 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML

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WellThere'sThat - 26/11/2017 15:00

Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML

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riya - 29/09/2018 05:00

Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML

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Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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koolkidx3 - 24/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

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tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 15:55

Karma.

sky22_fml 7

Saturday 26 February 2011 15:56

Guess you cheated off the wrong person!! lol

CatchtheTIMO 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:10

lol

kittykat1497 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:21

dumb ass...

varkey 7

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:25

you're literally mentally retarded... even if you hadn't cheated, how do you fail? it's MATH... jesus christ. YDI

Harbor9978 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 8:29

Better luck next time lmao!!

LaChula 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:40

really? u should be ashamed for cheating and still not passin

hirichvato 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 10:30

Wow you should just kill yourself now you piece of shit

AnnyPants22 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 11:41

It takes a special kind of stupid to cheat and still fail.

That_helped 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:17

Karma got you babe

sjdjxjwn 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:17

lol karma... But you probably would have done better if you just studied

CanadianMuse 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:38

You totally deserved it! Even though I'm not a "mathlete" I can still pass a damn math exam without cheating. it's called "Memorize the formulas and how/where to apply them." I just hope your not the person who's driving a bus or making my food ... -.-

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