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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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nightstalker94 18

I think I'm going to be sick or possibly have nightmares after reading this.....

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Letteh 20

It's called the morning after pill...

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Distantsoul 8

Most normal people get the morning after pill

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Mynxie 26

I don't think you are old enough to have sex if you came up with that idea.

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psychopolarbear 28

I don't even know how to express judgement of that level of stupidity.

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