Love: Today, I bought my girlfriend a custom Apple Watch. Today, is...

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By naenae25 - 07/07/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a custom Apple Watch. Today, is also the day I found out she's sleeping with my best friend. FML

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ifuckuprandomly 28

Friday 8 July 2016 14:24

I hope you found out before you gave it to her.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Friday 8 July 2016 16:15

Congratulations, now you have gained a new Apple watch, and can rid yourself of 2 terrible people, seems like a good thing to me.

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ifuckuprandomly 28

Friday 8 July 2016 14:24

I hope you found out before you gave it to her.

EwahWeeWah 21

Friday 8 July 2016 14:35

That was a beautiful poem.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Friday 8 July 2016 16:15

Congratulations, now you have gained a new Apple watch, and can rid yourself of 2 terrible people, seems like a good thing to me.

motoikkyu 13

Saturday 9 July 2016 21:29

What a terrible experience! Maybe it cost you a few dollars, but it's better to find out sooner than later.

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