Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was...

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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nanxi 30

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:51

Punch that eagle! /WheezyWaiter reference

KZN02 18

Saturday 9 June 2012 22:39

Cool, Awkward Zombie!

VivaLaColdplay 27

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:42

Hahah. Genius!

TrueTaker 8

Monday 11 June 2012 12:13

Who steals a mailbox? Wtf, I agree YLS

hateevryone 14

Monday 11 June 2012 22:37

Those darn thieves!

alecmc20 2

Tuesday 12 June 2012 15:19

AWKWARD ZOMBIE! Love this comic too.

alannaclay 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:06

Sooooooo funny!

crazedsyco 15

Friday 28 September 2012 1:52

Dude, the sucks, maybe buy a really bad mailbox next time?

yeliaheb 1

Friday 9 November 2012 5:45

Thats actually kinda brilliant and completely hilarious. Sorry you had to spend the money, OP, but that's really funny!

ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 7:08

Concrete it into the ground next time

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