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By ineverlearn - 08/06/2016 17:10 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, I attempted to flirt with a girl. My plan was to say 'That's a beautiful name' after she told me what it was. But when she said her name was 'Bromwin' what came out was 'That's a stupid name'. Her and all her friends looked at me like I'd just stepped on her hamster She started crying. FML

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MagicCrazy 8

Thursday 9 June 2016 5:50

"That's a stupid name... 'my girl' sounds much better. How about we test that out over dinner Saturday night?" Sounds corny as could be, but if you didn't try to fix it, YDI.

Jachin357 28

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:06

Smooth op, real smooth...

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Jachin357 28

Thursday 9 June 2016 3:06

Smooth op, real smooth...

johan_the_pirate 8

Thursday 9 June 2016 4:16

I don't really blame you

MagicCrazy 8

Thursday 9 June 2016 5:50

"That's a stupid name... 'my girl' sounds much better. How about we test that out over dinner Saturday night?" Sounds corny as could be, but if you didn't try to fix it, YDI.

kristinjeaneen 21

Thursday 9 June 2016 9:09

Lmao if you don't like her name (and it sounds like she's pretty insecure about it too) why didn't you just come up with something else to say?

Stuby14 19

Thursday 9 June 2016 15:04

Well it is an unfortunate name.

Shattersmith 10

Friday 24 June 2016 11:23

It's spelt Bronwen and it means "white breasts". It IS a stupid name.

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