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By confused - 25/06/2016 03:09 - New Zealand

Today, at my minimum wage job stacking supermarket shelves, a male customer wearing feminine clothing was being harassed by a large group of rowdy men. Both my department manager and the store manager were nearby. I had to approach them because no one else would. Faith in humanity -9000. FML

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C8H18 33

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:57

That's pretty shitty. I'm sure that guy was glad you had the balls your managers apparently left at home.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:17

Thanks for being a good person, OP. Honestly, I gain faith knowing even a few people like you are willing to step in.

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C8H18 33

Sunday 26 June 2016 1:57

That's pretty shitty. I'm sure that guy was glad you had the balls your managers apparently left at home.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:17

Thanks for being a good person, OP. Honestly, I gain faith knowing even a few people like you are willing to step in.

hoponpip 20

Monday 27 June 2016 5:05

thank you for helping or at least trying to help. most 'people' wouldn't even do that much. I'm proud of you.

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