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By 399 - 10/05/2016 17:51 - United States - Norfolk

Today, as I was giving my client a massage he fell asleep. Which isn't unusual but what is unusual, is that he ended up pissing himself as he was asleep. After he woke up, he complained to my supervisor that I caused him piss himself by pushing too hard on his platter. My boss believes him. FML

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FemskyD 26

Wednesday 11 May 2016 7:32

whatcha tell your boss? are you taking the piss out of me? :o

ForeverSushi 16

Wednesday 11 May 2016 7:57

Some people need to stop being such *******.

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FemskyD 26

Wednesday 11 May 2016 7:32

whatcha tell your boss? are you taking the piss out of me? :o

ForeverSushi 16

Wednesday 11 May 2016 7:57

Some people need to stop being such *******.

Shadow9876 19

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:05

Platter?

sk1tt135 22

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:10

I think they meant bladder.

399 41

Friday 20 May 2016 21:21

Indeed, I did mean bladder.

redskyontherox 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 3:46

Is that even possible?

cannonman1863 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 4:09

I hate when someone pushes too hard on my platter. Makes it very awkward to explain why I even have one in there with me.

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