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By Fate - 07/07/2018 20:36

Today, after three years, I found out that my boyfriend told his sister in law that he didn't see a future with me. I had to hear it from her. Now his family hates me for breaking it off. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Monday 9 July 2018 3:42

Are you sure they were being honest? Or were you able to get an answer from your boyfriend before breaking up with them? I don't think it'd be wise to end a relationship based on something their sister in law told you. Of course, a person willing to end things based on third person claims makes it seem like you were looking for an out.

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Ghostrui 30

Monday 9 July 2018 3:42

Are you sure they were being honest? Or were you able to get an answer from your boyfriend before breaking up with them? I don't think it'd be wise to end a relationship based on something their sister in law told you. Of course, a person willing to end things based on third person claims makes it seem like you were looking for an out.

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