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By lostinthewoods - 15/05/2016 05:04 - United States - Jersey City

Today, after getting crutches my friend thought it would be funny to push me. I have a cracked tooth and already broken leg is damaged even more. I need new friends. FML

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riyaap13 17

Sunday 15 May 2016 21:25

Yes you do, OP.

lostinthewoods 12

Monday 16 May 2016 13:15

Hey guys OP here! This is the same friend who drove over my foot when I was trying to get into his car once again as a "joke". A little backstory here, I had to get crutches because I slipped and fell down some stairs. After this happened he did offer to pay for my dental bills.

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riyaap13 17

Sunday 15 May 2016 21:25

Yes you do, OP.

lostinthewoods 12

Monday 16 May 2016 13:15

Hey guys OP here! This is the same friend who drove over my foot when I was trying to get into his car once again as a "joke". A little backstory here, I had to get crutches because I slipped and fell down some stairs. After this happened he did offer to pay for my dental bills.

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