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By CreeptacularBait - 29/12/2016 15:01

Today, after being begged for over a year, I finally let my husband in "the back door". I haven't been able to stop sharting since, he thinks it's hilarious. FML

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clairecurses 19

Friday 30 December 2016 16:57

It shouldn't last too long. I've experienced a bit of gas after at times but it's more like letting out trapped air lol at least he's not saying it's gross & hopefully it wasn't a terrible experience for you.

Regimental_Phan 18

Friday 30 December 2016 22:47

i'm gonna make a really bad pun and say that you had a really shitty experience.

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One_In_Three 24

Friday 30 December 2016 11:30

Go through his back door next, it's only fair.

clairecurses 19

Friday 30 December 2016 16:57

It shouldn't last too long. I've experienced a bit of gas after at times but it's more like letting out trapped air lol at least he's not saying it's gross & hopefully it wasn't a terrible experience for you.

Regimental_Phan 18

Friday 30 December 2016 22:47

i'm gonna make a really bad pun and say that you had a really shitty experience.

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