Miscellaneous: Today, after a week of having meltdowns and losing sleep over...

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By nominaski - 28/12/2016 10:04 - United States - Tacoma

Today, after a week of having meltdowns and losing sleep over hearing my friend was hit in a car accident and getting "he's not improving" updates from his family, it turns out it was his douchebag of a brother pranking me the entire time. FML

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great_nate 26

Friday 30 December 2016 5:15

What an ass!

Asylum_fries 0

Friday 30 December 2016 5:32

What happened to good old pranks like getting whipped cream on your face while sleeping or slipping because someone put spray oil on the floor?

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great_nate 26

Friday 30 December 2016 5:15

What an ass!

Asylum_fries 0

Friday 30 December 2016 5:32

What happened to good old pranks like getting whipped cream on your face while sleeping or slipping because someone put spray oil on the floor?

ProperInglish 2

Friday 30 December 2016 6:18

A whole week? That's not a prank, that's just plain mean. Sorry about that, OP. But maybe now you can be happy and realize how much you love them? :D

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