Birds Animals This is going to get old pretty quick - FML

This is going to get old pretty quick

Mike Messenger - - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

King_paradox 22

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:00

Well, what an alarming situation

fay32 16

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:02

the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..

LadyGunslinger 5

Monday 21 October 2013 10:15

The family across the street have 2 birds, they keep them in their sound magnifying garage...I shit you not, these things sound like the dragons on Game of Thrones and I can hear them from INSIDE my house. I feel for you.

penashmul 19

Monday 12 May 2014 2:25

If it's too bad of a problem, you can always call the local humane society (not pound) about the noise

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Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

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Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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Today, I was half asleep when my cat came over to cuddle. I was petting her in the dark when I felt what I thought was a patch of matted fur under her neck, as if she had been injured and bleeding. Alarmed, I felt for that spot again and found myself holding her tail. What I'd felt was in fact my cat's anus. FML

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Today, my boyfriend talked me into wearing vibrating underwear in public and of course we bumped into my mom shopping, and of course he chose that moment to turn them on with the remote. The vibrating was way louder than we were expecting, and my mom just walked away shaking her head at us. FML

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Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

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Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

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