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This is going to be one long month

:|( - 22/10/2013 01:40 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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isabellam0426 - 02/11/2016 02:55

Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML

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Frenchgirl - 16/09/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

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ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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advanced history teacher - 27/04/2015 04:58 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

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Anonymous - 19/03/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend, since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French, "What do you want, asshole?" It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML

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SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML

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rosie - 08/03/2021 13:59

Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML

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Americanus 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 12:04

Just play finding Nemo in French with English subtitles for them. Thats what my french sub teachers did.

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 12:02

Sounds like you have your work cutout for you.

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Thursday 24 October 2013 19:42

Cote Divore

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Friday 25 October 2013 21:01

America lol

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Saturday 26 October 2013 5:01

Time for MEGA FACE PALM.

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Saturday 26 October 2013 12:31

Wow, just. Wow

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Saturday 26 October 2013 18:24

I have seriously lost hope in humanity...

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Sunday 3 November 2013 21:29

Face palms, pulls down world map. "What country has a name that looks like 'French'?"

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Monday 10 March 2014 23:40

Am I the only one aware of the fact that Europe is a continent...

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Saturday 13 September 2014 4:39

Congratulations, you missed the point completely! Yaaaay!

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Monday 29 September 2014 4:41

You've got a lot of work to do

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Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:35

FML I'm shocked that these students may know all of america's states...

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Friday 8 April 2016 21:30

ben t'en as du boulot! bonne chance et bonsoir le temps libre :)

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Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML

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