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Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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Abandoned - 29/10/2025 12:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML

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jealous of my friend - 14/06/2022 02:00

Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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deviable 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:46

Maybe it was the worst shit ever?

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:42

Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

bertoelmexicano 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:28

What is twitter?

xearthmuffin 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:58

I'll bet she was talking about stomach problems or something.

biri10 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:00

Maybe she was taking a s*** :p so she said "Worst Ever"

gamerdude66 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:09

maybe she took a giant crap, or the food sucked, or something like that.

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:18

Maybe you should stop being on fb while on a date....

Soddaya 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:29

when she came back you should've said something like "I have to be completely honest with you ... you are the worst date ever. I gotta go. Goodbye." I hate people who judge before they actually get to know someone...

SoccerDrew 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:19

I'd of let her ass while she was in the restroom...

beezleboss2010 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:35

I hope you left that lying **** right there.

FMYLIFEOBSESSED 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:45

Don't Worry you can spread rumors that you smelled fish during your whole dinner, which made you wanna gag, hence the bad date.!! You can do better don't give up because of stupid hoes like this twat