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Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 44

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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JayRod17 12

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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oiler 21

Just go with it, make him embarrass himself

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

sounds more like his life sucks. life is a lot harder when you are not very smart.

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tiger820 20

really? how could you have not known that?....... lol

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chitphuck 12

dammit op why aren't you as smart as him!?

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steve02134 7

I bet he voted for 0bama.

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Soverain 15

Makes me wonder what the brother thinks a pedometer is.

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xmikadelic 5

Maybe he called you a clueless idiot because you didn't get the joke.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Hopefully you explained, the concept of odometer, thoroughly to him!!

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Kwphunter 15

I suppose intelligence is not hereditary after all.

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