The great pretender

abbielane - - United States - Rochester

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
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plaguer 26

She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.

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Pentium_4 27

wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...

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Donutmaster 0

thats cause ur getto

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stonedfishies 10

Even if I was "sleepwalking" and punched my mom in the face, she'd still beat the shit outta me.

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leboomkeeng 1

It's actually very common for sleepwalkers to do some sort of violent or destructive action seconds after being woken up, her story checks out to me.

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1SxcBuNnii 10

That is one smart daughter. Hahahaha

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locky999 1

I've read a lot of sleep walking excuse on this site.. -_-

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wow2mylife 25

my family has an history of sleepwalking and all the doctors said that if you try wake them up they can get aggressive but they won't remember they hit you

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